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| Ross.Fisher at RoomThirteen.com | |
| Job Role | Writer |
| Date of Birth | 08.11.1988 |
| Quote | "what is all this 'tactical necessity' and 'calculated risk'? This is me, naked, in a corner" |
| Home Page | http://www.myspace.com/rossfisher88 |
| Cool Link | None |
| Favourite Band | None |
| Joined | Mon Mar 31 2008 |
| Bio | Originally put together by monkeys with typewriters who were bored of Shakespeare, Ross W. Fisher was god's own prototype; a rare beast not even considered for mass production.
His early years were a blur whilst his mad scientist creator/father attempted to chisel down his blade-like fingers into something more recognisable. Nonetheless, he was finally able to break free of the shackles of opression and found his very own prog-rock band. When all twelve members spontaniously combusted in a freak rock climbing accident, it seemed he was doomed to an eternity in celluloid hell. But in an interesting move he was reincarnated by Satan on a whim, and was sent to Glasgow in a vain attempt to find "national pride". Now a renegade road warrior, Ross sells his soul to the highest bidder, he never stays anywhere for more than one night, but has been known to appear at just the right time, in just the right place. What the fates have instore for him is unknown, all we know is that he's here now, and that suits us just fine. |