Now, we've not been sat around the office getting off our faces - we're talking about GWAR.
We have no idea how to describe them... so here's the press release verbatim!
Balsac, The Jaws of Death, Beefcake the Mighty, Oderus Urungus, Jizmak Da Gusha & Flattus Maximus are about to arrive in a town near you. That's right GWAR come to ravish and bloody your mutant town and the only way to survive is to surrender yourself to the WAR PARTY... !
The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favour with their Master, GWAR was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, GWAR began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that GWAR should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.
Several thousand years later GWAR were stumbled upon and awakened... many of GWAR's adventures have since been chronicled in their albums, comics, and videos, but there are still plenty of GWAR stories waiting to unfold .... be a part of the next chapter and find yourself a place at the front of the following shows:
23/4 CARLING ACADEMY 2, BIRMINGHAM
24/4 RIO, BRADFORD
26/4 ACADEMY 2. MANCHESTER
27/4 BIERKELLER, BRISTOL
28/4 MEAN FIDDLER, LONDON
We're curious!