America’s favourite family band, dirty sleazeball punk rockers, The Dwarves will be touring Europe in March 2005.

Following the recent release of their controversial album, The Dwarves Must Die, the Dwarves will be bringing chaos to our cities, ravishing whoever they can (or whoever will have them) and drinking our beer (as it’s a well known fact that US beer is rubbish).

Strangely enough, their first port of call will be Amsterdam, we wonder why. They will start as they mean to carry on. Lead by the recently bloodied Blag The Ripper aka Blag Dahlia, Hero of Hades, this is a tour you shouldn’t miss, unless you are a bit of a wuss, then stay at home an iron your blouse.


02-Mar NL Amsterdam Club 3 voor12
03-Mar NL Groningen Vera
04-Mar NL Eindhoven Effenaar
05-Mar NL Amsterdam Melkweg
06-Mar GER Köln Prime Club
07-Mar GER Bielefeld Kamp
09-Mar DK Copenhagen Loppen
10-Mar SWE Stockholm Debaser
11-Mar SWE Göteborg Sticky Fingers
12-Mar DK Lund Mejeriet
14-Mar GER Hamburg Grunspan
15-Mar GER Berlin Kato
16-Mar CH Zurich Abart
17-Mar DE Stuttgart Die Röhre
18-Mar B Hasselt Musiek O Droom
19-Mar UK London Mean Fiddler
20-Mar UK Brighton Concorde
22-Mar UK Birmingham Academy 2
23-Mar UK Manchester Academy 3
24-Mar NL Rotterdam Waterfront