Scouting For Girls - Heartbeat
Sweet Fanny Adams, this is so unashamedly and shockingly awful I have to restrain myself here..
Borrowing that familiar pop production to which bands like Madness did a billion times better with, this is pure trash that affronts the mind, body and soul and is a tabloid newspaper's review sections wet dream.
Not even as catchy as the previous vomit bringer that was 'She's so Lovely' but using all the exact same formulaic bounce, 'Heartbeat' has absolutely NO redeeming features whatsoever.
Not even worthy of putting your fag ash in. Truly, Madly, SHITE..